Medical Terminology 101
Benign........................What you be after you be eight
Bacteria.......................Back door to the cafeteria
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die
Cesarian Section..........A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan.......................Searching for kitty
Cauterize.....................Made eye contact with her
Colic............................A sheep dog
Coma...........................A puctuation mark
D&C............................Where Washington is
Dilate...........................To live long
Enema..........................Not a friend
Fester..........................Quicker than someone else
Fibula..........................A small lie
G.I. Series....................World Series of Military baseball
Hangnail.....................What you hang your coat on
Impotent.....................Distinguished, well-known
Labor pain..................Getting hurt at work
Medical staff..............A doctor's cane
Morbid........................A higher offer than one bid
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates
Node...........................I knew it
Outpatient.................A person who has fainted
Pap Smear..................A fatherhood test or speaking ill of one's
father
Pelvis..........................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative..........A letter carrier
Recovery Room........Place to do upholstery
Rectum.......................Darn near killed 'em
Secretion...................Hiding something
Seizure.......................Roman Emperor;
......to whom the
loyal fall down & give an "All Hail"
Tablet........................A small table
Terminal illness.......Getting sick at the airport
Tumor.......................More than one
Urine.........................1) Opposite of mine
(2) what the
ump says when you make it to homeplate
Varicose...................Near by, close by
